Reasons I'm single Pt.1 (The type of girl I like)

N ow I hear a lot of guys these days talking about being in a relationship with someone. I mean, an awfully lot of them. I just never get the enough of their chitter chatters. "Oh!My girl is so hot!" ,"she is soo cutee!" "Oh my god! bro! we both like breathing! We have like, so much in common!", "ey yo! look at dat asssssss doee!!!", "Sorry man, I cant come today. I gotta date with my gurl." "yadeyadeyada!!" Will you guys shut the fuck up? I mean! is it fun? Is it fun to mock someone constantly just because they are single? I mean, would it be fun if you lost your index finger and I stand in front of you and start picking my nose with my INDEX FREAKING FINGER?? No sir! Just... no. I don't have much choice do I? Do you even know how I look? And if you read my previous article about the eighth grade syndrome, you know whats up! As much as I love the single life, I sometimes do wish it'd change. You know, sometimes you ...